it's a wonder you have turned out to be such a stable and well-rounded individual

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

we're using this (!), nowadays
EDIT perhaps it does explain a lot, eh? Never thought of how all of that might have affected me, actually.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I choose not to
it is up to you to decide whether or not I'm being sarcastic
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Ha! Cryptic....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:37, Reply)

He was being saracastic
you're a fucking mental case.

When are we getting our Tayyabs on then?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:38, Reply)

No - he wasn't was he?

Fucking soon I hope. I'm raring for a good old chopfest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I just don't know any more....
I'm still conducting a feasibility study regarding coming up to eat meat.

I think my financial backers may need a slightly better reason than that though...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Tell Mrs Vipros
if she doesn't let you come, you will lose face in front of the whole internet. Tell her face is very important to your people.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:46, Reply)

And if she still doesn't get it
...show her the hairy side.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:48, Reply)

all sides of my face are hairy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)

The phrase refers to hands, not faces I believe
It's another of those good old hilarious 'domestic violence' jokes.

When's the cooker coming?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:55, Reply)

ah, now I get it!
tomorrow morning
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:58, Reply)

my people?
I think she thinks we are all a bunch of mentals to be honest.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)

For God's sake don't show her this thread then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:55, Reply)

fortunately she doesn't read b3ta at all

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Come on now
Did you not even stop to reflect last night when you rounded up and executed 25 snood wearing German tourists?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:39, Reply)

haha they WERE looking at me a bit funny after that, in my local,
now you come to mention it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Fuck 'em, they're Bosh as well
Get them, before they get you. Hurry, before they know you're on to them.



*passes bag of grenades*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Joking aside
Posting all this shit has been rather revelatory to me.

I'm going to be thinking about this a lot. I'm 50% professional murderer. Even my old man, who ended up as a chemical engineer and then a teacher/chaplain flew jet fighters for a spell.

My brother and I have broken the CHAIN OF DEATH, it seems.

EDIT hopefully my daughter will be a serial killer, or something.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)

killing us with boredom/stupidity/ugliness doesn't count?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Nope. Not from where I'm sitting.
Righto, I am off to Leighton Buzzard.

See ya
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:07, Reply)

what a coincidence, I'm off to Ackrington Kestrel...
*dies*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Up until now, that is.
Let the bloodbath commence!

I know there are still wars and what not grinding on at the moment, but the lack of actual World Wars and conscription etc mean that the people who are out doing the killing, are doing so out of choice, to a certain extent.

The thought of being 'called up' and given a gun after a weeks and told to get on with it is a horribly chilling and happened within living memory, so there is every possibility that it could happen again....I would just tell them i was a junkie bender autism, and hopefully get told to fuck off.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)