^^
What he said. If the adressee's are not Scottish, then they will probably be sitting thinking "Thank fuck i'm not doing it" and allow you to mumble your way through and applaud loudly when you are finished.

After all, there is a big plate of food to get tucked into, and whisky to get tanked, their minds will all be on that.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Thanks for that, but
they will be drinking whisky.

It's important to Scots people, and I'm not one, to spell it right.

Otherwise they throw a hissy fit and hit the nearest englishman.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Ninja'd
and yes, you're right.....sitting here in my Glasgow dungeon, I should know better.

*shames*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:19, Reply)

shame on you
Cancer Joy, shame on you.

That crime is punishable only by change of nationality - to English...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 13:07, Reply)