got a two week holiday in the Outer Hebrides in April
where I intend to ask a serious question.

Already got some good gigs lined up for my band.

Going to Sonisphere in August to see Iron Maiden!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Awwwwww
I assume it's 'the' question?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:32, Reply)

yep
up the arse tonight love?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Those five little words all women hope to hear at some point in their lives.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Ass to mouth
might be a more serious proposition.


Well, you will be on holiday after all!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I decided to myself
that I would allow that delight to my boyfriend only if he asks me in haiku form. He doesn't know that of course, I just tell him he has to ask in the right way.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:44, Reply)

that is awesome
*begins stalking process to let him know*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:45, Reply)

If I could be bothered, I could probably find an email account or facebook page.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Haha go ahead!
I'd like to see if you're that good. I do use the same account name for a lot of things, so you'll probably be able to figure out quite quickly that I'm a 34 year old Jew living in Isreal.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Already done,
can I write the haiku myself or does he have to?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I answered this in your thread down below
you can try and write it, but I'll know.

I always know.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I'm not going to email him,
I wouldn't know what to say without sounding like spam.

"Hey do you want to fuck your girlfriend up the arse?"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Also,
how can you be sure it's the current boyfriend? You might just really freak out the new girlfriend of one of my exes.

Although I'm tempted to make you prove yourself.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:20, Reply)

That's another thing, it could have been another boyfriend or just some guy you're in a picture with.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Yeah I'm sure one of my friends would really appreciate being offered the key to my back door.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Well it'll probably get back to your boyf eventually,
then you'll have to give it up.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Yeah, is he a b3tan?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Nope
He doesn't get it. He says, and I quote, "so b3ta doesn't appear to have any sense of order or much point does it?"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:01, Reply)

And your obviously with him because he has a huge cock.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Yeah pretty much. He's pretty too.
He's actually a techie, he just doesn't really appreciate b3ta for some reason. Although all the stuff I forward him from the main page, etc, he thinks is hilarious, he just can't get over the interface of b3ta methinks.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Are you taking her somewhere remote so if she says no you can dispose of the body?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:45, Reply)

shhh

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:45, Reply)

The Outer Hebridies is pretty fucking remote
Good choice!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I thought you'd asked her already
That's exciting!
It's gonna be hilarious when she says no as well, but we're all here for you.
I jest, you know I do, you prick.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:55, Reply)

How could she say no.
They've just bought a new cooker.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:00, Reply)

That's true...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:18, Reply)