Mastodon are top of my list

I'd also like to see a monkey wank off a horse, but that's another story
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:00, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

...for Spanky Hanky to post....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:01, Reply)

yeah but he would write

...like a parasitic monkey that looked like it had a fight with Mike Tyson in a vat full of glass and nails whilst being pissed on by Vaness Felps expertly manipulating the horses enormous appendage like a Amsterdam hooker whoi had been practising her technique with the karma Sutra author of hand jobs...etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:04, Reply)

*dies of boredom*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I can't even be bothered to read parodies of his shit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:20, Reply)

thinking of his name alone makes my teeth itch

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:26, Reply)

he posted what seemed like a true story on the last question I think
was even worse than the lies
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I cannot bring myself to read fucking word, any more
I look at the length of the post, if it's suitably long I then scan briefly for wanking/fisting references, if there are any, scroll down to see the name at the end then move on feeling slightly soiled...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I still read the stuff for some reason
gets worse with every post.

I got the first post again. mainly a good thing because it stopped someone else getting it.

I like my story. even though I was a daft cunt in it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:47, Reply)

This ^^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:31, Reply)

they'll be in England next month according to their website
hope this helps x
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Go you!
I shall investigate, then I just need to find a friend to go with, noone I know likes the metal :( \m/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:09, Reply)

yeah, this is all spawned from the bff texting to remind me of the Brooks and Dunn farewell tour...I told her I'd had my fill of country concerts
and that I wanted to go see bands I actually like.

Problem is no one else listens to what I listen to.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Come to London we'll go togther
and you have have a montage of sightseeing set to the clash
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:17, Reply)

*tries to imagine something worse*


*fails*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:20, Reply)

see, that sounds worse
london, yes
the clash, no
mastodon, hell no
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:22, Reply)

The Carpenters?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I saw them live about 5 years back
They were wank.

Hopefully they've improved!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:24, Reply)