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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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For example, I met a 15-year old boy today who had what appeared to be very minor friction burns on his right hand and a growth in his bicep.
And he'd come in with his Mum.
I managed to get Mum to leave the room and discovered that on examination of his genitals - to no-ones surprise - he'd been masturbating himself silly, thus causing an unnatural growth which his Mum (in over-protective-mother-hen mode) had mistaken for a tumour.
Explained to Mum that he'd been exercising a little too much and that the growth in his arm would steadily reduce over time given that he was sporty and exercising regularly.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:51, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
its in great big flashing neon lights… it says… Challenge
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:58, Reply)
and a guy on that was talking about how much he wanked,
"usually I'll masterbate around about 5 or six..." at this point I thought 5 or 6 wanks is a lot for one day but not completely out of the bounds of normality, "hours a day" he finished :s
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)
either he's got a fucking lot of staying power, or massively capacious balls and the ability to produce spunk at a hell of a rate.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:03, Reply)
either that or he was just doing it wrong
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:06, Reply)
1. Reduced risk of fire - not much nylon about, apparently
2. Averaging 6 - 8 times a day, each taking around 8 - 10 minutes
3. Averaging orgasm 2 - 3 times a day
4. Marginally increased risk of TIA / stroke through massive increase in blood pressure
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:25, Reply)
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