And so, indeed, b3ta does become a consumer opinion website.
WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!

In my next post: what shall we put in the freezer?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:12, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That fancy new pudding
I think it's called Viennetta. I think posh people eat it because on the advert it's served on a silver platter.

Also, some of 'them' oven chip thingies and Do They Know It's Christmas, for the kiddies in Africa.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Those prositute torsos, for a start.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:14, Reply)

My mum's friend keeps a dead owl in hers.
Apparently she's intending to teach herself taxidermy.



Also, just wait til I start looking for pushchair reviews. It's a fucking minefield. (I was thinking of a buying a wheelbarrow instead.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Just do a shawly-awly instead!
My great grandma said prams were only really to carry your shopping.
So much so that my nan used to have a McLaren buggy with a box in for her 'messages' long after we'd all grown up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:20, Reply)