yeah, I likes 'em nekkid, prone and eager.
Ze German was getting all frisky one afternoon wanting to know what kind of frillies she should acquire for my pleasure. Says I, 'I don't like the frilly undies' and she goes, "So what do you like on me then?"

Says I, "ME!"

She liked that, bless her.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh Baz, you old charmer.

( thealternativefact, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:40, Reply)

baz, baz, baz
You could have slowly revealed a deep and shameful fantasy of yours where you sleep with the scullery maid... who dresses in a maid's outfit... and cleans the house from top to bottom first.
( djtrialprice, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:40, Reply)

good one!
nah she's rubbish at housekeeping and is pretty poorly organised for a kraut. Great cook though.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:43, Reply)

hahah
'I have a fantasy where you clean out the cat litter tray, fix that broken dimmer switch in the sitting room and scrub my month-old skids off the back of the khazi'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:45, Reply)

You can make them do all that if they're sub enough.

( thealternativefact, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:50, Reply)

^ She knows her stuff

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:53, Reply)

:)
I've had an request.
I shall be getting my housework done. Oh yes :)
( thealternativefact, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Realleh????

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:04, Reply)