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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I haven't eaten since Saturday afternoon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:26,
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latest was 16 years ago)
*looks stern*
*crosses arms*
You really need to look after yourself better Monty.
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girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:29,
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Oh I'm alright really.
*coughs up blood*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:40,
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You may be ok now but in ten years time you'll be buggered.
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girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:45,
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I'm buggered now, mate.
I need a good woman to look after me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:46,
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You won't find a good women to take you on in that state.
Catch 22.
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girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:49,
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I know.
I'm resigned to the fact that I shall be single for the rest of my life. I wouldn't touch me with a bargepole.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:52,
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I don't know.
Women do like to get their hands on a fixer upper.
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girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:02,
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There are fixer-uppers, and then there are write-offs....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:19,
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Fire up the griddle!
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:30,
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