None. Ever.
I once walked into a pub in Winchester and left almost immediately as there was karaoke on.

Almost immediately - but was there long enough to witness a frankly incredible rendition of 'Living on a Prayer'. The chap (think weedy, rat-like chav) was giving it 200% all the way, emoting feverishly, gesticulating like a council Freddie Mercury - and when the key change kicked in he actually bellowed to the people in the pub's upper level: 'UPSTAIRS: COME ON!!'

It was one of the funniest but also strangely impressive things I've ever seen.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I despise karaoke
But I love live music. I'm SO complex.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:34, Reply)

You're just one big crazy contradiction.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:36, Reply)

And that's why the ladies love me
well...mummy says i'm cool
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Your mummy loves you very much.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)