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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You have such a way with words

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Nah, it's because you women are like buses.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:57, Reply)
Big, smelly and full of chavs?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Expensive, unreliable and dirty.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:02, Reply)
Pfft!
Men like dirty girls.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:03, Reply)
There's what you'd fuck and what you'd marry though...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:05, Reply)
You can be dirty without being a slllaaaaaaaaaaagggggg

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:06, Reply)
True!
It can often be a very fine line though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:08, Reply)
I was actually going to put "It's a thin line between slag and ace"
a la Chrissie Hynde
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:09, Reply)
Some men have not yet realised this
They are doomed to take home a sour-pussed mare of whom Mother will approve and then cheat on her for the rest of their lives together.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:08, Reply)
I've never cheated on anyone ever.
Aren't I great?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Anal does count you know.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:22, Reply)
I know, apparently blow jobs don't count in your "how many people you've slept with" though.
Which makes my number less impressive.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:24, Reply)
Yassssssssssssss
My total just reduced by one!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Still 6 figures though isn't it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:26, Reply)
I say!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:30, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:30, Reply)
each time I count I get a different figure.
But it's around 12
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:32, Reply)
SSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:33, Reply)
is that dreadful?
I'm 32! (almost)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:34, Reply)
It's fine as long as you didn't enjoy any of it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:35, Reply)
I enjoyed four

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:40, Reply)
+ at once.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:42, Reply)
OI!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:44, Reply)
*high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)
no, not really
I was a late starter, and got caught up in long term things, so my total is very low.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:35, Reply)
I was a very late starter.
And I have omitted two people from that list because they were girls.
I'm doomed.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:38, Reply)
long term relationships tend to get in the way of shagging lots of different people I find
which is why you don't need a full complement of fingers on one hand to count my conquests up.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:41, Reply)
I might erase some and make my total look better

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:44, Reply)
it's too late now
we all know
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:45, Reply)
None of you lot are potential new beaus
And I'll kill you if you grass me up
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:46, Reply)
I don't believe you
;-P
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)
With ma bare hands

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:54, Reply)
saucy

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:55, Reply)
Shattap

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:58, Reply)
my total is repulsively high.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:36, Reply)
those two words could be used to describe more than just that about you

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:41, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)
Is it.....
134?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:43, Reply)
at a guess it might be 30

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)
You are old though
so you're allowed a higher tally
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:52, Reply)
You meant
'mature, and irresistible to HOT CHICKS', didn't you?


I know you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:56, Reply)
only in the sense of high-temperature poultry

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 12:01, Reply)

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