Can't you just make it sound a little more glamorous? Please??
Current routine:
Watch Law and Order: SVU until I realise it's nearly 11pm and I'm falling asleep.
Nag Catface to go to bed since he has to get up at 7am and wakes me in the process.
Fill hot water bottle to warm foot of the bed.
Pee, clean face, brush teeth.
Get into bed and attempt to get warm.
Get up and find socks, put on socks, get back into bed.
Get warm.
Realise I need to pee again.
Get up to pee.
Get back into bed and repeat warming procedure.
Listen to the sound of my pulse booming in my left ear.
Fall asleep.
Get woken by Catface when he comes to bed.
Pee again.
Sleep, waking only twice during the night to pee.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

:)
I'd almost forgotten the constant peeing of pregnancy. and the constant vomiting. It's such a magical time.

baby gets away with his horrendous sleeping by being cute though. luckily for him...
( ascorbate, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)