AIIEEE!
Goddamnit! I wish I had enough money for Leeds AND Download AND Amsterdam :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 11:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Well I think you've got a *slight* headstart
over Agnostic Antichrist
( djtrialprice, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I could spend my entire student loan for this semester on tickets, right?
I don't NEED food really do I?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Well I think you do
You require a pie or two quite urgently.
( djtrialprice, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 11:56, Reply)

pie cock
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:01, Reply)

al and I are both going to Download.
There'll be pies for all!
( djtrialprice, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:04, Reply)

*high fives*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Hooray
for the Download 2010 "Tag-team" Champions!
( djtrialprice, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Why?
I don't like pie.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I was referring to the fact
that I think you're too thin. And you're too pretty as well just to really screw up the old adage 'You can never be too thin or too pretty'. I prescribe pies and facial tattoos or extreme cage fighting.
( djtrialprice, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I'd fight her cage

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:14, Reply)

You.
Are a dirty old man
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:19, Reply)

yeah baby

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:24, Reply)

hey
get in line buddy, can't you see I was already here PANDAring first?
( djtrialprice, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Mate, you are so far behind me in the pandering queue you're in a different supermarket
I got a picture of her tits within a week of talking to her.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:25, Reply)

*sad faces*
I is in ALDI
( djtrialprice, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Here they are

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I can clarify...
This is the exact picture of my tits I sent to al.

But now everyone can see them al, you're not special anymore.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:31, Reply)

It still hurts
that he's had them to himself all this time *cries*
( djtrialprice, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Actually, true story
first time I was at download we were sitting drinking beer and these young people wandered over and we had a chat and they were looking for beers so we said we would give them a couple of beers if one of the girls would flash us (we are unashamed chauvanists). So they agreed and this rather pretty young thing showed us her tits and we gave them some beer.

Now, we have an ongoing joke with one guy that the best thing about his life was his ex-girlfriends rather prodigious breasts, but after seeing that he turns to us and says "Actually guys, the best thing about my life now is THAT girls tits". Unfortunately as he said this his wife came back from the toilets and sat down next to him.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Awwwww man
that was a terrible own goal there. You should totally come to download and make me and djtrailprice "special" again.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Yeah! You should have thought about that before you broadcast my tits to the internet.
Hm, download and internet panderers vs leeds and all my friends...

I need to get a job first.Applied for one yesterday, but I probably won't get it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Not with that attitude you won't
Was it in a brothel?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Sadly not.
Nor was it in a strip club. Which I admit, I am slightly tempted by.

It was in Superdrug. Not somewhere I'm desperate to work, but its only a few hours a week and a five minute walk from halls.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Fair enough
I girl I knew (in the biblical sense) worked her way round australia being a stripper. I don't know if she found it rewarding or not.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Pfft, you're wrong on both counts.
I eat shitloads. And I know gingers who are prettier than me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Ginger girls are hot
as long as they aren't fat curly haired gingers with little piggy eyes and massive ham fists.

They aren't hot.

*is a terribly judgemental person*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:24, Reply)