I am doing loads of work
It is giving me palpitations because it is fiddly and has to be accurate and I keep thinking I'm going to press the wrong button and blow up the Universe.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The green button turns the ham slicer on, the red button turns it off
Use a new bag for each order and don't mix the veggie and chicken samosas
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:22, Reply)

"No, the chickpeas aren't hal-al, Mrs Watson."

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Not once I've had them up my arse

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:28, Reply)

You don't put frazzles up your arse do you?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:39, Reply)

do you work at Cern?
if so can you pop a slice of bacon into the beam? i'm hunting for the ultimate crispy bacon slice.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Ugh
I hate it when bacon is so crispy that you can drop it and smash it like glass.
That is not meat. That is dried leather.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:50, Reply)