Sadly I won't have any time
It's strictly in-BANG-BANG-BANG-out.

Much like when I visited your mother.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh man, I hope I haven't upset Monty

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I'm not sure that is possible
without stooping to sub-Bert levels
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Ha not at all dear boy.
Just had to answer the phone...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:29, Reply)

But seriously
was that you on Secret Millionaire last night?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:32, Reply)

If I am a millionaire
it's being kept secret from me too, I can assure you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:37, Reply)

She did mention
that she'd been forced to take pot-shots at a faux Geordie who was wanking in her garden. I wondered if that might be you.

Hung like a sparrow, she said.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:29, Reply)