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I gave up wanking for 5 weeks. The first week was unintentional, I just didn't do it. The next two weeks were unavoidable, as I was sharing a room on holiday. Then I just carried it on, 2 weeks later I was drunk and horny. All was well.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And after the fifth week,
you produced something which looked like the climax of The Dambusters?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Well
I was able to refill the can of ambrosia rice pudding I'd taken from the cupboard.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:32, Reply)

When you finally cracked the seal
did you end up looking like Bill Murray after he had been slimed in Ghostbusters?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I uploaded it to a bukkake site
The only person who downloaded it was BGB, everyone else found it too extreme.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:39, Reply)

What can I say.
I'm hardcore.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:41, Reply)