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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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I think we should have a b3ta charity day to raise some money to get you some cock.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:02, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

don't want no cock

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:04, Reply)

In my head,
This was to the tune of 'I get knocked down'
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:08, Reply)

HAHA!
Yes, that works very well.

Don't Want No Cock!
But I'll have gash again!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Your comical picture is now in my profile btw

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Not bad, for a wobbler!

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:12, Reply)

A double ended purple sillicon one?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Ha, absolutely
Complete with brown chevrons
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:20, Reply)

They weren't there on the original model
are you sure they're not just shit stains?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Pssssst, Al
I was being kind, pretending not to notice is was 'caviar'
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Have you finally opened that closet door?
Say it ain't so! I was going to leave my fiance and move to merkin land to be with you!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I don't want vagina either...not really a fan of anyones but my own.

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Have you turned into Bob Todd?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:22, Reply)

choosing not to have sex is different then not having a desire to have sex
I want to have sex...definitely...just choosing not to.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Fair enough
If you're happy with it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Buy her a strap on
and fire her in the direction of BGB. Two birds one stone etc
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:05, Reply)

that sort of defeats the purpose, doesn't it?
dildos are shit anyway
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Even those big wobbly double ended silicon ones?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:10, Reply)

yes, even those...as it's a dildo...and dildos are shit

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I'll take your word for it, I've never actually used one.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:21, Reply)

maybe you should try it...you might like it?

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:27, Reply)

He could put one end up his bot bot
and the other down his japs eye and then just get on his hands and knees and rock back and forth, he'll get himself off in record time.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Not really into 'Docking' i'm afraid
and the bot-bot has a plug of nightsoil in there, as i am too lazy to wipe.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:32, Reply)

It's not docking if you shove it right down your japs eye surely?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Not really too sure on the technicalities of Docking.
Maybe you could ask your Dad to clarify the situation?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Then it's 'Pearl Harbouring'

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:57, Reply)

This is what happens when you mix history and deviance

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I might try that
It sounds like fun
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:32, Reply)

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