I think I've come up with a solution everyone will be happy with:
Hang the bounders.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

string 'em up
it's the only language they understand
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Hanging's too good for them!
Outraged, Glasgow
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:41, Reply)

They come over here,
impersonate our letterboxes...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:49, Reply)

Is that the JPO?
Jihadi Post Office?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:52, Reply)

You have, I presume,
heard of 'letter bombs'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:07, Reply)

Well of course.
I may live in a northern backwater but the 21st century hasn't totally passed me by, old chap.

I've also heard that you can elect your chosen political party of choice these days. Who'd have thought it? Next thing you know, women will be working!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:12, Reply)

Simply scandalous.
*lights cigar*

It's the Pakistanis, you know. Ghastly fellows. Can't understand a bloody word they're saying, what?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:17, Reply)

*Raises glass*
*Ironically*

Right, bed calls. Pip pip, old bean.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:31, Reply)