NEWS JUST IN: I think
the police may be raiding the brothel at the end of my street. It's frightfully noisy out there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Phwooooaaaaar.
You have a brothel at the end of your street? What a frightfully delightful neighbourhood you must live in. All exotic, like.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:07, Reply)

The nearest thing I ever got to such exoticness
Was when my next door neighbour use to remember that all her bras were hanging on the washing line and would dash out into the garden, tits on display, to grab one.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:10, Reply)

Basically the same story,
but regionally adjusted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:12, Reply)

It's rather 'chi-chi', donchaknow
I have a local pal Ray who is the absolute spit of Huggy Bear who was recently regaling me with a tale of one of his chums who refused to pay the requisite £35 BUT INSTEAD PAID £25!!!!

How we laughed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:11, Reply)

Ho ho ho.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:13, Reply)

: a meagre £75 for Ray's friend

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:15, Reply)