Yay!
Say something funny.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

no pressure....
*cracks whip*

PERFORM!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Hehehe
I'm rubbish with jokes, I can only remember two and they came out of a Christmas cracker in 1993! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Erm...
I'm not very good with jokes...

Hmmm...

A man was wheeling himself down the hall of a hospital in his wheelchair, waiting for his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, 'What's the matter?' He said, 'I heard the nurse say, It's a very simple operation, don't worry. I'm sure it will be all right.' The nurse exclaims 'She was just trying to comfort you. What's so frightening about that?' The man says 'She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!'

Ta dahhh!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:46, Reply)

*ignores*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Hehehe
Don't! Its one of the only jokes I know! The other one involves a man in the forest who comes across a naked lady. He asks if shes game, she says 'sure' and he shoots her!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:52, Reply)

*snigger*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Haha!
I'd have been happy with just a funny word like wibble.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:49, Reply)

en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Eddie_Izzard
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Oh I can do that...
Fandango
Juniper
Catamaran
Marzipan
Shenanigan
Tambourine
Bongo
Banana
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:51, Reply)

JOHOBA!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Hehe
Aloofly
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:57, Reply)

every now and then I imagine Billy Connelly saying "JOHOBA!" quite loud
not sure why
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Hehe
I do that too sometimes. In the voice of Billy Connelly I mainly hear...

'GIANT ANTS ARE EATING MY FACE'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I use jojoba oil
and EVERY morning I look at the bottle and say it in Billy's voice.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:46, Reply)

that is why you are my BFF

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I see those
and raise you 'Acapulco a-go-go'.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Ooooh good one
Wasn't it The Four Tops who sang Going Loco Down in Acapulco? That's a great song! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:00, Reply)

It was
for that wankfest Buster with Phil Collins, who featured prominently in the video in a hideous shirt.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:05, Reply)

That's it
I have never seen Buster - I can only imagine its shit. The movie poster alone looks crap.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I saw the first fifteen minutes a few years after it came out.
It was just wrong.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:14, Reply)

you're right.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:54, Reply)

alright psychochomp

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Yeah good thanks.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:08, Reply)

glad to hear it
how is the shoulder btw? fully healed?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Not fully healed but it's in working order.
I can go bowling again without my arm coming off.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:16, Reply)

that is definitely a good thing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I'm no longer speaking to you

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:58, Reply)

He gets that a lot.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Indeed
He keeps being mean when I post on QOTW... just because my stories don't contain boobs... bloody fool that he is.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I clicked your story, I just couldn't be bothered to read it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:08, Reply)

You smell

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Oh, well I think you're very pretty and a wonderful human being.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Hmmm...
This is some sort of mind game isn't it. I don't do mind games... I'm going to consider my options while I eat a bagel.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Nope, I'm in a good mood, grab the compliments while you can.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:14, Reply)

*finishes bagel*
*grabs*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:23, Reply)

ha ha guess who just replied to me

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:24, Reply)

She of the tits?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Yep, this is the best day ever.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:27, Reply)

amazing
is it a positive reply?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:27, Reply)

She thanked me for saying I liked breasts,
25 gazes away from her falling in love with me.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:29, Reply)

depending on her response times
you could have that done within the day
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Her response times aren't very good.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:38, Reply)

that's a shame
could take months
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Hehe see what happens when you have a positive attitude!
The birds they are aflockin'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I'm no meterologist but I think it's raining bitches.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Now you're just whoring for clicks
*clicks*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Just quoting Family Guy

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:45, Reply)