I must have been having some very strange dreams last night.
No idea what would have inspired it, but this morning I woke with the following running through my head:

God must hate the gender of man
What else could explain Twitter?
Not that this is all he has done-
he also makes women witter.

I woke up most puzzled by this.

For the record, I know little to nothing of Twitter and have studiously avoided it, and have no idea where I would have encountered the word "witter" other than in here.

What strange things have your dreams spawned of late?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:32, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Last night I dreamt that i was shot twice in the back

but no one would help...

Then again I also dreamt that I fucked a ginger girl so pretty horrific all round
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Cripes!
I'll bet you were glad to wake up...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:46, Reply)

I always dream about dying, lack of escape etc

I probably have some deep seated emotional issues that will eventually lead to me shooting up a sunshine bus full of mongs, or I might just be afraid of gingers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:48, Reply)

For a month, stopped a few weeks ago
Every other night I'd have the dream where I got on the 119 bus at Bromley South station. Nothing would ever happen, I'd just be on the top deck enjoying the ride. Although every now and again the bus would tip on it's side about five minutes away from Croydon (where I'd wake up). To be fair the bus tumbling over was a better outcome.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:56, Reply)

dreamt I had my tongue ring back in and it was too big for my mouth but I refused to take it out so it clacked on my teeth whenever I tried to talk
and it would only sit diagonally in my mouth

then the bff sent me a text the next morning saying she put her tongue ring back in
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:15, Reply)

Argh!
I've had the jibblies for ages about tongue piercings. Imagining having something metallic through my tongue or lip and having it clack against my teeth is akin to chewing foil for me.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:32, Reply)

I quite liked it when I had it, had it done three different times, the first two fucked it up, the third was brilliant and never had any problems in three years
haven't had any more piercings after I took it out...guess I'm...*sniffle*...growing up
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Reminds me of my one possible paranormal experience
Dreaming that my Grandad died (with me following him) then waking up and find out that he had died the evening before, suddenly and unexpectedly.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:07, Reply)

that sucks, and is pretty scary. I've had dreams about my cousin after he died, we hugged and I could feel it, like really feel him embracing me
I woke in tears each time

sorry to hear about your Grandad
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:13, Reply)

It was pretty scary actually
The dream and the event weren't pleasant, but it happened 20 years ago - well over it now.

I've heard of a few people getting the sorts of dreams you describe. Right, gonna stop posting about this because it is definitely a bit scary.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:32, Reply)

Flying Lebowski-style
Almost every night. I've gotten quite good at it in the sense that I can "wake up" to an extent during the dream and control the flying. After a long flight I wake up properly (I think..) feeling drained though.

It usually starts by flying away from bad situations. I just wake up a bit, think "fuck this" and fly off. My dreams are often awesome.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:01, Reply)

I keep having horrid dreams
the other night, I had several dreams where I was throwing the baby into a river and watching him drown. It was so vivid, I woke up in a cold sweat every time.

Wish I could have my old dreams back.
( ascorbate, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:30, Reply)