DNA test
will sort the lies from the wheat from the chaff.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

and soon

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Yeah
I told him that. But he seems rather eager to put some distance between him and her first. Apparently his (if true) reasonable objections to his potential fatherhood are falling on deaf ears.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:21, Reply)

ah well, you've done all you can then
if he's certain he's not the father he's got nothing to worry about. he can simply deny that he is until either the mother gives up or makes him take a test. sounds like he doth protest too much from here, but then I don't know either of you.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:23, Reply)

True
Think he's getting a little freaked out by it though. Meh, he'll end up getting a DNA test and then whoever is telling the truth will be vindicated.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:24, Reply)

Sounds like the best next step - a test

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:26, Reply)

I'm just like Jeremy fucking Kyle

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Then you need to scourge yourself
Scourge yourself hard
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:28, Reply)

with red wine
yummy yummy red wine
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Whilst listening to UB40?

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:31, Reply)

hell no
Spiritualized and now a fucking large white russian.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:35, Reply)

White Russians are amazing
Possibly the best drink ever.

Calcium for bones and teeth, along with vodka for liver failure - its the king of drinks
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:36, Reply)

Milk for avoiding acid reflux
I can see why the dude drinks them everyday. Red wine is too much.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:39, Reply)