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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Jeremy Kyle.
It's the only reasonable, rational solution.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Mr. In Tights
are you seriously pairing Jeremy Kyle with the phrase "reasonable, rational solution"?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:39, Reply)
You're SCUM.
Get off my sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:40, Reply)
I'm JEREMY KYLE
*looks at camera causing a small dog to drop dead somewhere*
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:42, Reply)
OH FUCK
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:43, Reply)
If we're lucky
his planned move to the US will go well and he'll never come back
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:45, Reply)
Or he'll get headbutted himself.
OR they'll introduce real bear-baiting, it'll go wrong, and he'll get mauled to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:46, Reply)
Please god please god please god

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:47, Reply)
haha
man, it could happen
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:54, Reply)
But of course.
Why talk through your problems with your friends and family - or even a trained professional - when you can air your dirty laundry on national television?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:49, Reply)
I wasn't aware it was on National Television
It never seems to be mentioned on his show
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:50, Reply)
That's because Saint Kyle is so modest and unassuming.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:54, Reply)
I could easily see him
as any one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:55, Reply)
Death, War, Famine and Pikey Circus Master?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:56, Reply)
In his shellsuit of doom
Dishing out end of times justice on a McDonalds bench...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:56, Reply)
GET OFF MY BENCH, YOU SCUM!!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:02, Reply)
Except you, sweetheart...

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:03, Reply)
He's a fucking pestilence alright.
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:57, Reply)
Alright, ta.
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:01, Reply)
Not bad not bad at all.
It's too cold for my liking and I can't be arsed with work. But other than that things ain't in the shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:02, Reply)
i dont know where they film it
but before i moved to Spain it was on STV in Central Scotland - that was 4 years ago
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:07, Reply)
I believe it's now filmed at the Granada studio in Manchester
Not that I went looking for it. Honest.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:48, Reply)

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