Or learn how to type one-handed.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm very good at that
I spend a lot of time on the phone. Obviously.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:33, Reply)

That's the only possible reason.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Exactly

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:37, Reply)

How do you lot know I ain't?
Phwoar, fleecy jarmers, etc etc.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:34, Reply)

POIDH
*sends multiple gazzes*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Aaawwwww man
I totally wish a girl I knew was touching herself right now. I could totally pretend that that it was actually my cock touching her, only without the premature ejaculation and look of dissapointment.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Or it being your mum.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:37, Reply)

It didn't happen
I'm touching my face, because I'm putting jojoba oil on it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:39, Reply)

jojoba oil *insert dirty joke here*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:40, Reply)

jojoba oil Dripping like mother used to make
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Eeh my grandad's mother, the double-dealing Beadle-clawed nut-job,
used to put lard on her hair as a pomade.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:46, Reply)