Flashmob???
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8484116.stm

PJ Flashmob @ a Tesco store this weekend? Would anyone turn up???
( b3tz, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:14, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

no

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:44, Reply)

In Liverpool, every day is a PJ flashmob.
Especially in Asda.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:51, Reply)

You should make a list of 25 such things
and e-mail your friends.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Hiya Al

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:24, Reply)

Hi Roots!
How's my favourite Scouser (there is very little competition here, but your still No.1)
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:25, Reply)

I know there's little competiton
But you've still made me feel special.
I've done lots of things and now I'm having a lil wine. How's you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Tired, I've had to drive to Winchester and back yesterday and today
and my exhaust pipe on the car is broken so I had to hire a van. I'm really looking forward to my holiday next week.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:29, Reply)

You're always on bleedin holiday
Judith bleedin Chalmers
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:45, Reply)

LOLCRAZI!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:24, Reply)

I'm actually going to take great exception to this
as someone else has posted it just two stories down. Seriously, don't you look at the board before you post? Or were you so close to cumming at the thought of such a witty post that you just used your bookmark to the new post link and then burst forth all over your keyboard?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:24, Reply)

You can understand, can't you?
I mean, with a story of such importance, you don't check, you just do. Especially if something as revolutionary as a flashmob is on the cards.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:25, Reply)

I was just glad someone had posted something because my friend left and I was bored.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:29, Reply)

You should have just started touching yourself.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:30, Reply)

Or learn how to type one-handed.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:32, Reply)

I'm very good at that
I spend a lot of time on the phone. Obviously.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:33, Reply)

That's the only possible reason.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Exactly

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:37, Reply)

How do you lot know I ain't?
Phwoar, fleecy jarmers, etc etc.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:34, Reply)

POIDH
*sends multiple gazzes*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Aaawwwww man
I totally wish a girl I knew was touching herself right now. I could totally pretend that that it was actually my cock touching her, only without the premature ejaculation and look of dissapointment.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Or it being your mum.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:37, Reply)

It didn't happen
I'm touching my face, because I'm putting jojoba oil on it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:39, Reply)

jojoba oil *insert dirty joke here*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:40, Reply)

jojoba oil Dripping like mother used to make
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Eeh my grandad's mother, the double-dealing Beadle-clawed nut-job,
used to put lard on her hair as a pomade.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:46, Reply)

Oh boy
I fucking love flashmobs, even more than rosalicious loves bashes.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:31, Reply)

ME TO!
I like how when you go to one you know that everyone is looking at you going "oh man, those guys are cool and part of the right social networks, I wish I could be like them", and then you go home and touch yourself inappropriately.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:33, Reply)

I like to think about your wife when I get home.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:37, Reply)

I like to think about your home when I get my wife.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:41, Reply)

It's a very nice home

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:41, Reply)