STOP EVERYTHING! I NEED TO STAND UP FOR TOAST
Because that's all I had for breakfast this morning. Toast with marmite does it for me, especially if I can be arsed to set up the coffee machine as well. Admittedly with a gut still periodically expanding from last night's curry, I think anything more elaborate would have been a mistake.

But I like Noel's suggestion of chipotle...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE CEREAL?!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I like cereal.
BUT I WILL NOT HAVE TOAST DISPARAGED.

(Normally I'd have a bit of both for breakfast, but I forgot to buy cereal this week.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:29, Reply)

perhaps, then
you could be the one to broker peace between the peoples of cereal land and toast peninsula
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Floating between the two atop my croissant-shaped longboat

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:37, Reply)

punting along the orange juice sea
with a pole of cured sausage*

*that was ruder than I expected
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:39, Reply)