I don't think you can beat the simple stuff
Sponge drenched in custard.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Good call.
But is that a bit more of a pudding rather than a cake?

In fact - what makes a cake a cake? Wasn't there some case about taxation on biscuits v cakes? I mean, Jaffa Cake...it's a fucking biscuit.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Uhoh

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:53, Reply)

cakes go hard when stale
biscuits go soft

jaffa cake is a cake
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Is that a Vipros definition or the official stance?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:10, Reply)

It's the Vipros Stance
Croissant in one hand and a horns sign in the other.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:11, Reply)

haha
true

but it is also the official stance. jaffa cake is a cake
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:20, Reply)