Music is officially dead...
dreadful

Erm question...

What is your favourite cake? I only ask as I am munching on a 'lardy'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:28, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't think you can beat the simple stuff
Sponge drenched in custard.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Good call.
But is that a bit more of a pudding rather than a cake?

In fact - what makes a cake a cake? Wasn't there some case about taxation on biscuits v cakes? I mean, Jaffa Cake...it's a fucking biscuit.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Uhoh

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:53, Reply)

cakes go hard when stale
biscuits go soft

jaffa cake is a cake
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Is that a Vipros definition or the official stance?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:10, Reply)

It's the Vipros Stance
Croissant in one hand and a horns sign in the other.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:11, Reply)

haha
true

but it is also the official stance. jaffa cake is a cake
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Wow, that really is shite. I think I managed to endure about 12 seconds of that before drawing the conclusions I needed.
Cake will remedy this. I'm quite fond of lemon drizzle cake.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:35, Reply)

It's alright
Calm has been restored

*feels blood pressure falling*
*thinks of lemon drizzle cake*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Ah, niiiice.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Oscar Peterson taken with lemon drizzle cake
Will keep us all calm and solve many major world problems. I suggest we take this combination to the Gaza strip.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I feel like I'm on the couch being happy
but I'm actually sat at work.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Get yourself a copy of
Oscar Peterson plays the Cole Porter Songbook
12 short readings of classic Cole Porter tunes given a superb working-over by Peterson and his band. The moody, swinging version of I Love Paris is worth the price of the CD by itself. It's such a cool album you may have to be careful you don't relax too much and let your sphincters come un-knotted.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Oh I will
I love love love Cole Porter.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:33, Reply)

You should listen to the new JLS single.
Lifechanging.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I'm eating a hot sausage baguette
I have no opinion on this "cake" of which you speak
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:37, Reply)

JESUS CHRIST
They've managed to find the most repulsive-looking boys in the world.
Without the hair-dye and neon, they'd be on leaflets asking you to sponsor them for just £3 a month.

Oh, and I'm more savoury really so I like simple cake or citrus-type stuff. Lemon-drizzle, what-not.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:42, Reply)

my mrs makes the best lemon drizzle cake I've ever had

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Really?
Get the recipe from her. I'm always wanting to improve.
And was that fridge-cake she made nice last night?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:58, Reply)

we've got people coming over tonight
so that chocolate thing is for that

www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/4942/lemon-drizzle-cake
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Oh cheers dude
Phwoar, look at it.
Let me know how the choc one is. It looks nice.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:02, Reply)

will do
apparently for the choc thing the recipe said to pour the filling into the tin and the mrs had to force it in with a spoon and a lot of effort.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Nom
Means it'll be more dense.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:06, Reply)

something is very wrong here
nobody had said anything penis-related about your Mrs and her Lemon Cake.

I'm afraid.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Lemon Drizzle cake gets my vote
Especially if there are little shreds of peel in the drizzle.

I'm going to make one tomorrow.

Edit: Is Valkyrie965 a B3tan, he seems to have the right attitude?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Is that the one I'm jumping out of in the morning?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Oh yes.
I'll have to make it out of sections like the Skoda cake, as I have a normal oven.

Unless you will fit into a 9 inch sponge tin.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Nah, I put on a few pounds over Christmas mate...
In fact, if you could make a cake-igloo that would really help.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:05, Reply)

A Lemon Drizzle Igloo
Would look like the public toilets in Greenland.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:18, Reply)

POTD

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Chocolate Fudge Cake
Warmed up with fresh cream

Yummy yummy yum!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:44, Reply)

My mum used to make a lovely chocolate fudge cake
It was dry and dense and not too sickly or rich.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Dick heads
You're all wrong. It's all about the carrot and passionfruit cake from the place near me.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Chocolate cake
obviously


Edit - Just attempted to watch that (got about 1.30 mins into it)...It's a joke right? Busted meets Blink 182 meets NERD meets Goldie Lookin Chain.

I hope it's a joke.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Cheesecake.
The best cake of all for a savoury lover.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Bloody gorgeous.
Lemon. New York style.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Oh yeah
Good call. Mmmmmm, NY Cheese cake.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:11, Reply)

And I've just had a fucking tangerine.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Oh dear god.
Kill it with fire!!

On behalf of decent, non-sheep, non-poser teenagers everywhere, I would like to sincerely apologise for my generation and the brain-melting shit it enjoys.

Oh, and Bakewell tart.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Cake - Carrot Cake
Video - Remember that 9/11 clip of the woman screaming "Whyyyyyyy" over and over. Well that's the first thing that came to mind.

*edit* Their names are Se7en, Mikl, Phat J and Antz. Antz is apparently the Fog Machinist and does the lights. That's enough to be a band member? Jesus I thought Bez did fuck all in the Happy Mondays!

Love the reception section on wiki though....

Brokencyde has been universally panned by critics. Metal Edge magazine has called Brokencyde "fucking horrendous". "Thrash Magazine" has called them "a mockery to the world of music". Cracked.com contributor Michael Swaim said the band sounded like "a Slipknot-Cher duet". British commentator Warren Ellis calls Brokencyde's "FreaXXX" music video "a near-perfect snapshot of everything that’s shit about this point in the culture".
( Peej, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:10, Reply)

The question is...
Why are rock magazines commenting on them in the first place???
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:17, Reply)

'A Slipknot-Cher Duet'
Brilliant!

She looks like she has a mask already.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:19, Reply)

SA we have no youtube at work
I have just googled Brokencyde.

Oh dear.

And what the blinketyfuck is "Crunkcore"?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Well, its definitely not music.
I'd go with absolute shite.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:15, Reply)

That was brillinat!!!

Made my day, I really thought it was a piss take for the first minute
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:59, Reply)

That is what i thought.
Too shit to be true.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:15, Reply)