i think it;s a reasonable question.
Ok, it would appear that it's not yet been invented, but still.
I'm fed up of being covered in grease all summer.
And if I don't do it, I get ill. And I get burnt. And I get eyelids like Big Bird, oh my god I fucking do as well right hahahaha!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:38, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wear a burka

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:40, Reply)

D'you know what Ape,
I'd love to.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:41, Reply)

We could fashion one out of shell suit material for you

just stay away from naked flames, ok?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Wouldn't that be a bit sweaty?
A nice cheescloth one would be ace ta.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Airtex perhaps

with eye and bum windows
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I'll take it.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:46, Reply)

that doesn't sound fun
I burn quite a lot too, but it seems to happen at random. usually when it is cloudy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:41, Reply)

And you call ME odd...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:43, Reply)