I've eaten four, yes, count 'em, FOUR croissants today already.
Yeah! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Vipros you smug child abuser!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

where did the child abuser thing come from?
or was that just random?

I haven't had a croissant in weeks :-/
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Everyone knows it, just admit it Vipros

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I think it comes from the child abuser/killer in lovely bones because Al sees himself as the little girl in it
watching down from heaven and shuddering at Stanley Tucci
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:13, Reply)

he does often see himself as a little girl
I blame the gingham dresses he wears
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:16, Reply)

And the beautiful bow in his hair

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:19, Reply)

It's a velvety one today.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Strokes while Clendrix isn't looking

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:23, Reply)

On Friday night they were calling me Paedo Glove
Because I had a chipped nail and drunkenly thought one leather glove would cover this well. Oh how we laughed. Then they started talking about necrophilia. Again, nobody recoiled in horror at this subject.
THEN somebody said "Roota's not up for necrophilia. She's got her paedo glove on." So I said "We could dig up a kid!" and everybody told me off.
So remember folks, in polite conversation:
Jokes about sex with kids = funny
Jokes about sex with the dead = funny
Jokes about sex with dead kids = very wrong
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:18, Reply)

You know people who have polite conversation?
-10 points
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Apparently so!
Hypocrites!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:22, Reply)