Eat a cheeseburger
and steal a fast car.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:06, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

At the same time?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Sure why not
I can steer with the cheeseburger hand and change gear with the free one. I'm stealing a car, I clearly have no idea of what’s right and wrong anymore!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Steal an automatic...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:19, Reply)

But I'm not an old man or an American?
Hmmm... it would help me eat my cheeseburger though... I'll think about it!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:30, Reply)

It keeps your hands free for other jolly japes too.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:49, Reply)

What
like sticking it to the man?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Oh I don't know about that.
Poor man.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Yo!
if you go to Avis and hire one I'll come with you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Nah
I'm thinking theft. There's a rather lovely DB9 that I can see from my window... its just sitting there.

EDIT: You're still more than welcome to join me though - I could drive over and pick you up?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Just do not make a film about your exploits, OK?
Thelma and Louise was bad enough.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:20, Reply)

I'll try! :D

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:31, Reply)

If you go to Roota's in a DB9
it's bound to get stolen again. You can then hopefully blame the original theft on the next lot.
( djtrialprice, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:22, Reply)

That is a very valid point!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Oi

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Oh me nerves would be gone...
but I should stay true to my roots and do a bit of twocking, so yeah, why not!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Hurrah for twocking!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:38, Reply)

You're a wrong'un and no mistake!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:43, Reply)

You’d better believe it!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Then we cross Quadrophenia with Thelma & Louise
by pushing a DB9 off the White Cliffs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Why not
It'll fill up an afternoon! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:00, Reply)