In the last 5 years or so...
Every series of:
Big Brother
X Factor
Dancing on Spunk
Oh sod it, any program where people are voted off

All:
Soap Operas
Sporting Events
Eurovision Song Contests
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

^ same, same, same
Sports: gay, frightfully gay.
TV 'phenomena': gay



Loads of other shit that the peasantry enjoys to distract them from their meaningless, drudging serfdom: gay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Who needs entertainment when you've got massive drugs eh?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Who needs shit lowest common denominator entertainment
when there are other more stimulating and ultimately rewarding forms of entertainment?

I'd rather drink meths with tramps than watch football, mind you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Quite right old bean
*puts pipe in mouth*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I bet you have dear.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Ha Ha!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Hahaha!
I really did read that in the style of Howerd.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I fucking love Eurovision

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Of course you do
girls are allowed to
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:33, Reply)

My dad slyly likes it too
Honestly, learning Bosnia Herzegovina's entry in Bosnian was one of the most worthwhile things I did.
Apart from learning Tatu's entry in Russian.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:34, Reply)

The only times I have ever watched Eurovision
is when I have had a girlfriend, in fact, you could replace "Eurovision" with "fuck awful TV".

Not that i'm bitter or nuffink.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Ne zazhigaj i ne gasi!

Ne ver', ne bojsya, ne prosi
I uspokojsyaaaaaaaa, i uspokojsyaaaaaaa!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Yes, twice a day
but if it's hurting you that much perhaps you should stop doing it
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:54, Reply)

ya soshla S'uma

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Where am I going to find a camel this time of day?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:02, Reply)

naz ne dogonyat

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Well that sounds unhygenic
and I don't know my local vicar that well
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Beliye plaschic

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:12, Reply)

It's the wrong time of year for dandelions
and i'm pretty sure what you're suggesting is illegal
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:16, Reply)

malchik gay :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Well I dont think that IS how you play a trumpet
and i'm sure it invalidates the warrenty on the bread maker
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Robot robot!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Now you're just being silly

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:42, Reply)

lyudi invalidi

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:59, Reply)