Desperate Housewives - Formuliac, drama by numbers, that only Pinheads find 'brilliant and dark'
Dr Who - Flaccid attempt at scary drama, with none of the charm of the previous Dr's.
X Factor - I have a black sense of humour and a bit of a gorehound to boot. However the unflinching, 'We are all gonna laugh at the spastic' schtick that you get in the early stages is a bridge too far. These folk are deluded into believing they have something to offer the world, when it is apparent that they should be in residential care. Why bother pretending, tell them they are terrible and send them on their way. Don't be a sneaky two faced cunt and let them get up on stage, build their own gallows and then hang themselves. purely so we can laugh at them. It's the modern-day equivalent of a public execution. Barbaric and knowingly cruel, not for me thanks.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I have never enjoyed watching people being humiliated
not at school, not as an adult. I find it all deeply disturbing.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:12, Reply)

That is how I feel about karaoke.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I find Karaoke awful for a number of different reasons.
It's just so...common. Reminds me of package holidays and badly tatooed women.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Karaoke
is just one more of the things everyone used to laugh about on Clive James in the 80s that is now perfectly 'normal' entertainment in Britain. At the time it was all 'look at the ridiculous foreign game shows' like the BRILLIANT 'Endurance' - nowadays every night of the week you could watch a mong eating a kangaroo's cock if you so wished.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Sorry, can't do you a mong eating a kangaroos cock
...but I CAN do you, Jordan chewing on a kangaroo's arsehole if that helps?

I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - Liberian Special

Tune in tonight for the first episode as our celebrities face their first night in the, 'Hell on Earth' that is West Point, Liberia. Tonight's episode is a cracker as triple jump hero, Johnathon Edwards is partially consumed by crack addicted cannibals and enjoy watching Liza Minnelli's rictus grin shatter, as she is violated by several dozen desperate darkies - 9pm, viewer discretion required.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 17:57, Reply)

I must admit...
If there was a show with a real mong eating a kanagaroo cock I would tune in.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Very similar sensations
Fear
Desperation
Humiliation
Regret
Shame
Self loathing
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:25, Reply)