Sometimes, The Gags Just Write Themselves.

I haven't bothered much with QOTW over the last few months - mainly because I was sick to death of ankle-biters hooting "You made that up!! That never happened!!" So I decided not to bother anymore. I mean, whats the point of me slaving over a hot keyboard only to get called a liar half the time?

But I just had to tell you once more story. Happened today.

I was called out to a surgeons office down in Richmond, Melbourne, to fix a few niggly things with his network. When I was finished I was chatting to the doc and I mentioned that I was on the lookout for any spare anatomical models. Joints, bones - that sort of thing. The missus needs them for her study-group as the big consultant exams are looming.

"Yeah" says doc - "I've a couple of things you can have" and he rummaged through a cupboard and handed me a fully articulated femur, tibia and fibula complete with kneecap and all the bones in the feet.

"Oh - and you can have this as well" and chucked over a complete arm and hand skeleton. Again, fully articulated.

So I thanked him, gathered my gear and set off for home with the bits of skeleton tucked under my arm. I hailed a cab and settled in for the ride.

The cabbie was chatty and asked what I did for a living, so I told him computer consultant.

"Good money, is it?" he asked

"Mate" I said "I charge an arm and a leg" and waved my skeleton bits at him.

We almost crashed he was laughing that hard.

I tell you, you can't make this shit up....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 8:15, 13 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My mate threw my phone in a bottle bank once.
being a bit on the large headed side, I got my head stuck in the hole, while trying to retrieve my phone.
I sent my friend to get some help and or impliments to release me.
However much to my suprise before he got back someone raped me.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Nice.
Although...
dictionary.reference.com/browse/niggle
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Oops!

Well spotted. Unconcious racism fixed.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Also, fuck the haters and post whatever you want.
It's less than it was without you.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:12, Reply)

That made me giggle

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 8:54, Reply)

very good!
Please keep lying to me, Mr Legless!

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:02, Reply)

lolracism

I had a cunt eyed car light once
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:05, Reply)

GLEE :)
Regardless of whatever's posted on the board, if it makes the masses smile then keep on going matey.

Having 2 arseholes reply negatively to a post that cheers up the 5000 is an unfortunate by-product of the invention of "The Forum Post(tm)". For example see this week's Spankyhanky post on his mate's funeral; a right mix of replies on this.

Legless, even if you took the piss out of one of my own posts once and made the "Best Of" page with it (you bastard lol), I salute you!
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:18, Reply)

^this
Well said sir.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Come back
fuck the haters. I liked your stories.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:05, Reply)

It's par for the course on QOTW isn't it?
Anyway, glad you posted Too Many Pastys. Biff is now imortalised, forever, on the internet, rest his soul.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I Just
hope that some comedy sing picks up on Pasties and makes it part of his act.

Good old Biff. Keeps 'em laughing when he's 6 feet under...

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:47, Reply)

His commemorative bench is Bubbles is great
In memory of Biff. Musician. Friend.

"Nice arse, mind"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Nicely done!
Now watch that joke get nabbed for some sitcom...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:19, Reply)