I completely admit that I am totally incompetent
and show a staggering lack of interest in my profession.

But I turn up on time every day, which is more than some of my more competent colleagues do, so I get away with it (for now).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I turn up late and arse about
But sometimes I really get a shift on
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Yeah, but women get away with murder in the workplace
*prepares to receive kicking for sexist comment*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Everyone gets away with murder here

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:26, Reply)

But then again
you are all professional assassins
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Shush dude!!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Whoops, my bad
please dont kill me *looks down at laser dot on chest*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:30, Reply)

If I put the laser dot on your chest
My cat would have ripped out your heart before I realised the error
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Nah, my chicken would see him off
she's chased off my neighbours cat who kills adult rabbits for shits'n'giggles.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:34, Reply)

She would not
He's become schizophrenic like Ronnie, and it has given him superstrength.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Speaking of which (sort of)
..the chap who plays Dexter has cancer.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Oh man, first he's born ginger
and now this
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:32, Reply)

You'd have to think he is a tad more upset about the cancer though....
Chemo is much more painful than applying Clairol.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:36, Reply)