No, I will have none of that in my thread.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

What goes "hissssssssss Aaaaaaaaaaaarggggggh"?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

( Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Because he's blind...?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I think the hilarious punchline is "because he's black"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:45, Reply)

lolracism.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Stevie Wonder is black?
I didn't know as I'm blind myself
( Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:50, Reply)

we can't Stephen Hawking jump?
also, best joke ever: what's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Why can't he jump?
tell meeeeeeeeee
( Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:53, Reply)

because he's white

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:54, Reply)

you knows it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Stevie Wonder walks into a shop
and starts swinging his guide dog around by its lead. The manager storms up and says, "What do you think you're doing?" To which Stevie replies "just having a look round".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I have just 'lolled'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:13, Reply)