You have terrible taste?
Awesome, Hi, I'm Phil I'm married and I hate it. I'm an IT techie and I hate it. I have no redeming qualities. Fancy a bunk up?
( Peej, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I do have some standards.
IT tech? No thanks.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Awww fuck
I knew I should have said I was dolescum.
( Peej, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:29, Reply)

For future reference,
"I don't have a job but I play guitar in a band" works everytime.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Hahah me too
The old me...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Well I'm halfway there
I play guitar in two bands. Can that make up for having a job?
( Peej, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:48, Reply)

why were there no women with this attitude around when I needed them?
playing guitar has never furthered my cause with a woman ever.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Maybe it's your choice of material?
Were you playing Coil tracks?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:35, Reply)

ATTENTION
I play bass guitar in one band, which makes me MANLY, and acoustic guitar in another, which probably makes me SENSITIVE or somesuch other shit.

Form an orderly queue. How can any of you resist?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:27, Reply)