I am cool: More evidence.
So yeah, I totally just fell down the stairs in front of the entire lecture theatre. Sometimes I'm just so damn cool it actually hurts.

On the plus side, it was a nice conversation starter with a rather attractive guy I've been checking out for a while, when he came over to ask if I was ok.

He's got dreadlocks. :D

How have you embarrassed yourself recently?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:02, 52 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Daily.......on here........past caring now.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:04, Reply)

There is a fine line between deadlocks looking cool

and bloody awful, I have to ask is he white?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:07, Reply)

50p says he is!

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Spikeypickle wins 50p
Normally, I would be the first to take the piss, but he somehow manages to pull it off pretty well.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Pull it off.
Fnarr.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:15, Reply)

My brother used to have locks
down past his arse, they must have been three feet long.

They fucking stank.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:12, Reply)

That's 'cos he's shirter material mate.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:15, Reply)

That he is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Well...........
I watched The Orphanage the other night with the mrs.

I cried.

I lost man-points.

It wasn't that embarassing though, it has a very sad ending.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:09, Reply)

That film
was the first I'd seen in a long time that scared me to the point of feeling ill. The last film that did that to me was Poltergeist (I was quite young at the time, in my defence).

A brilliant film though, I agree.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Poltergeist did that to me too.
Though I too was about twelve at the time.

And the Orphanage is awesome.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Funnily enough
I was the same, only the other film was Poltergeist 2 - I still can't watch it on my own :0(
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:45, Reply)

i dont get all the hype
about The Orphanage

NOT scary
NOT sad

and Belen whatsherface is rather rubbish
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Dreadlocks = can't be arsed to wash hair.
Internet FACT.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Last week, shopping with daughter and her mate.
Stepped in front of someone to get something off a shelf and said 'Excuse me, sir' because I was brought up to be polite. Daughter poked me in the back and pointed at 'sir' who was an old lady in a grey bobble hat. The three of us almost collapsed in giggles at the disgruntled look on her face.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Tramps have dreadlocks

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:10, Reply)

On their balls

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:14, Reply)

There was a white guy who used to come to the gym.
Receding hairline but dreadlocks down to his arse. It just looked a mess.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I'm pretty sure Al used to have locks when he was a lot younger.
Says it all really.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Last Friday
I've more than made up for it with totally sensible behaviour this week.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Stopped pickpocketing the Grannies then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:21, Reply)

yeah I'm so over that
I just hit them full in the face and take their handbags now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Hit them with your crazy dance moves?
Like this? -

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Totally

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:26, Reply)

It wasn't this guy was it?
www.revnkevin.com/Damage-Plan/ShadowsFall-Vocals.jpg
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Fucking hell!
How does he hold his head up?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Massive neck
In gigs, he windmills it.

According the the info, he's doing it here, but I can't check. Stupid filtering.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Looks like he's trying to keep from shitting himself.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:18, Reply)

*cough*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Shirter.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Can we just establish that I have terrible taste?
I'll be the first to admit that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:16, Reply)

You have terrible taste?
Awesome, Hi, I'm Phil I'm married and I hate it. I'm an IT techie and I hate it. I have no redeming qualities. Fancy a bunk up?
( Peej, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I do have some standards.
IT tech? No thanks.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Awww fuck
I knew I should have said I was dolescum.
( Peej, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:29, Reply)

For future reference,
"I don't have a job but I play guitar in a band" works everytime.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Hahah me too
The old me...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Well I'm halfway there
I play guitar in two bands. Can that make up for having a job?
( Peej, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:48, Reply)

why were there no women with this attitude around when I needed them?
playing guitar has never furthered my cause with a woman ever.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Maybe it's your choice of material?
Were you playing Coil tracks?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:35, Reply)

ATTENTION
I play bass guitar in one band, which makes me MANLY, and acoustic guitar in another, which probably makes me SENSITIVE or somesuch other shit.

Form an orderly queue. How can any of you resist?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:27, Reply)

.
I was exiting the office behind someone, when I had to turn round quickly to make one final point.

I then turned round and walked full force into the door which was halfway closed, making a rather loud noise as I did so.

Looked a right prat, but was pretty funny.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I didn't actually embarrass myself
But I'd just been to get myself a cup of coffee and a banana, and on the way back to my office I held the door for some serious-looking chap. As the banana hand was holding the door, I considered how much fun it would be to threaten him with the banana.

Fortunately I did not follow through (with the plan, nor as a Viz-reader would understand the term).
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Go and do it now

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:29, Reply)

But I've eaten my banana now!
Or I could 'follow through,' if that's what you really want...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Thanks, but I'll pass!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Too late.

_{Oh dear.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Sharting all over the office
No need.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Better than shirting all over the office...
(I don't think my colleagues particularly want to be bummed at this time of the day)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:37, Reply)

*exchanges*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:38, Reply)

You like totally rock my world

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Mornin you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Mornin' Scouse

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:55, Reply)