I came up my brothers girlfriend
I promised I wouldn't, so it was ace.

Victory for me because it was vengance, he was always breaking my Turtle figures when he was little. Petty because she isn't even that good looking. Small because my brothers girlfriend is very petit, and at 14 a full year younger than him.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm not sure I've read this correctly.
You fucked your brother's 14-year old girlfriend because he broke your Mutant Ninja figures?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 20:24, Reply)

It looks that way, doesn't it?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 20:42, Reply)

I applaud the motives.
Less so the methodology.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Er
It was a lie. I don't have a brother. I just wanted to be part of the question. Embrace me as one of your own...
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Sat 6 Feb 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I assumed as such.
Just taking the piss, like :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Phew!
You know, that post was way funnier last night after a few Staropramen... Weird eh?!

The Internet is just lies. It's such a let down.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:12, Reply)