I was in Subway this afternoon
When I got to pay for my sub, priced at £5.09, the till minion asked if I wanted a free drink with it. I took a bottle of fanta which the minion rang through the till before knocking the 9p off the bill.

So Subway have actually paid me 9p to take a bottle of fanta away from them. What small, petty victories have you had lately?
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 18:15, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Got a free twix out of the vending machine at work.

I don't actually like twixes, but small and petty was the victory dance.
(Baile_Atha_Cliath is new to this b3ta nonsense, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 18:47, Reply)

I came up my brothers girlfriend
I promised I wouldn't, so it was ace.

Victory for me because it was vengance, he was always breaking my Turtle figures when he was little. Petty because she isn't even that good looking. Small because my brothers girlfriend is very petit, and at 14 a full year younger than him.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:45, Reply)

I'm not sure I've read this correctly.
You fucked your brother's 14-year old girlfriend because he broke your Mutant Ninja figures?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 20:24, Reply)

It looks that way, doesn't it?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 20:42, Reply)

I applaud the motives.
Less so the methodology.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Er
It was a lie. I don't have a brother. I just wanted to be part of the question. Embrace me as one of your own...
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Sat 6 Feb 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I assumed as such.
Just taking the piss, like :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Phew!
You know, that post was way funnier last night after a few Staropramen... Weird eh?!

The Internet is just lies. It's such a let down.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Sat 6 Feb 2010, 13:12, Reply)

you'd have to pay me to drink fanta
it's fucking horrible
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 20:52, Reply)

i now want fanta
but can't be bothered finding a pub to get some from
( weaver., Sat 6 Feb 2010, 0:05, Reply)

I also hate fanta
leaves a disgusting coating around my mouth.
( Peej, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 19:50, Reply)

No
you paid a fiver for a shit sandwich and some rubbish pop.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 6:41, Reply)