I'd like to stick morphine in my veins.
My back is still in muscle spasm and I didn't sleep at all last night. That's a lot of walking, rocking, moaning and watching the Hallmark channel. Doc told me to take paracetamol because there's bugger all else he can do. Temporary relief was found by applying sex toys to the lower back to vibrate the bejeebus out of it (I don't own one of those "massagers" that Roota has).

I am currently in a lull where it only hurts a bit instead of a lot. I am using this time to whinge and to email work telling them I am not physically capable of being there.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 10:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It was all that sailing around on the high seas wot dunnit.
Although we can lay the original blame at the door cat-flap of the World's Tiniest Man.
( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 10:14, Reply)

It could be worse,
it could be slow anaphylactic shock.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Far too slow in my opinion.

( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I'd like to stick my massager in the post
But I promise you'll be better before Royal Mail get there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 10:33, Reply)

She'll be on her second one by then.

( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 10:46, Reply)