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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If your current emplyers are as nice as you say
they will surely understand that you can't pass up a great opportunity. If you really get on with them, you might even be able to ask if you can give them a bell if things don't work out with the bigger firm.

Killing yourself is DEFINITELY the way to go here. Trust me. I did it, and I've never looked back.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
If you wanna get ahead you gotta kill yourself, man

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:35, Reply)
Look at Joy Division
They aren't as popular as they are on the strength of the quality of their material, THAT'S for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:37, Reply)
I agree.
I like some of their stuff, but they do have the Death Factor.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:53, Reply)
True that
I've killed myself 7 times so far, and that's just listening the their 1st album!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:55, Reply)
You're a good lad, Spike, I like you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:09, Reply)

You're a good lad, Spike, I like you.
you're a nice boy but you've got no brains, so shut your fucking face
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:15, Reply)
I have the urge to belm
*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:26, Reply)
Salvo two of belming at the ready!
*BELMS*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:46, Reply)
same with the manic street preachers
couple of ok albums, then one guy offs himself and they hang around for ages, receiving acclaim, despite being whiny fucking tripe.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:10, Reply)
James Bradfield is a fucking nice bloke
but I wouldn't buy a record off him. I once went to a jungle night with him, bizarrely. He's about 5' tall.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:55, Reply)
ok, so how?
decapitation? ritual disembowelment by yak? listening to girls aloud on repeat for six and a quarter minutes? irate bee up the japseye?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Chompy'll bum you to death
in exchange for a dictionary and a pack of Chewits.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:38, Reply)
no dice
those chewits are MINE. specially the purple ones. how about pooflake, roota and spanky innuendo me to death?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:41, Reply)
You will die of old age first

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:43, Reply)
What a truly agonising way to die

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Woooah
Steady on mate. There is a line, even on here...
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:53, Reply)
God, anybody would think I was a one-trick innuendo pony!
*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:55, Reply)
You know plenty of pony tricks though don't you?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:01, Reply)
when you have sex with them

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:03, Reply)
for money

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:03, Reply)
not even much money,
it's probably below minimum wage.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:03, Reply)
I do it for drinks.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:05, Reply)
I doubt she charges

(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:05, Reply)
I do it for fucking drinks right.
And not Starberg lager either, but nice bottles of wine or coktails.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:07, Reply)
*sidesteps obvious 'cock tales' joke*
*fails to think of anything else in time*

umm..

i bet you love cock tales!




how am i doing?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:10, Reply)
Mine's liebfraumilch

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:16, Reply)
There's nothing lower class about our Roota
She's royalty she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:10, Reply)
I am the Duchess of Toxteth

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:17, Reply)
you're not round enough to be a duchess surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:18, Reply)
Countess?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:20, Reply)
that could work

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:24, Reply)
You are the Countess of Bumshire
Sitting on your throne next to Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:26, Reply)
ACE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:27, Reply)
better than being the Arsebishop of Cunterbury

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:27, Reply)
Oh man
i wish i hadn't been so hasty when i did POTD now!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:28, Reply)
Too late now

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:29, Reply)
it is boss though isn;t it

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:30, Reply)
Yes your Ladyship
It is as you say, boss.

*Bows Low*

*Falls Over*
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:36, Reply)
*falls off screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:36, Reply)
PsOTD!

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:12, Reply)
You watch it you

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:17, Reply)

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