Oh bless ya love
Mmmm....books on mastication
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

ication urbation
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Hey, I was being polite, but if you're gonna lower the tone....

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:59, Reply)

I think she's looking at the little book of Sodomy
It's got pictures of boys willies and everything
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Eurgh, yuck.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:01, Reply)

That's totally what she's looking at

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:02, Reply)

Actually, we have a Big Tome of Willies
(It's a Tom of Finland gigantic book really, but the title is far less exciting than my one ^)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Is that the book that you can get in Waterstones?
It always has a gaggle of teenage girls/sad old women gathered around it, pointing and going "oooh."

There's also one about boobs, I believe. I mean, so I am told.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:04, Reply)

I think it was this
www.amazon.com/Art-Finland-Photo-Sexy-Books/dp/3822885983/ref=pd_sim_b_5
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Why was that link purple and not blue?
FLIIIIM!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:09, Reply)

POW

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:10, Reply)

HA!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:11, Reply)

It's you and that Becky, you're bad influences!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:14, Reply)

ME? How very dare you.
I'm a lady doncha know!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:15, Reply)

And so am I
*chokes on her words*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:16, Reply)

I dunno love, I've seen some pics of you that erm...
Oh fuck, I'm in the same picture
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:17, Reply)

What's this?
Lemonparty.gif?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:18, Reply)

If you don't know by now then I'm not going to tell you
mwahahahahhahahaa
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:19, Reply)

Oh God, Oh God!
Oh God, no!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Yeah! So get on!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:21, Reply)

The gigantor missive of cockdom

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:04, Reply)

The Gargantuan Encycopedia of Penises, Cocks, Willies and Schlongs.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:07, Reply)

^

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:08, Reply)

I had a client ask what the big thing sticking out of her dog's belly was last week. I giggled and said 'that's his penis'
She replied, 'but I paid £xxx for a girl...without a willy'. I had to leave the room
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:09, Reply)

IT'S A MIRACLE!
A girl with a winkle!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:10, Reply)

I no rite?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:11, Reply)

AND
We had a fake ridgeback come in today. Completely mental, but lovely with it. Wrong colour and far too small, but I forgot to take a picture of her.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Yay Ridgebacks without Ridges!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:18, Reply)

That's the thing, this had a ridge, but it started 3 quarters down her back and she was dark brown

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:20, Reply)

Haha, fail dog fails!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Total fail dog.
Fail dog tries to chew cage bars too.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:23, Reply)