OK People
I'm off to a speed dating evening tomorrow. I would obviously not be in this position if I was a particularly great conversationalist.

Dos and Don'ts?
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 22:53, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Don't be sober if you're going to have 20 3-minute conversations with desperate strangers
Do carry condoms
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 23:07, Reply)

don't
get your cock out
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Damn
There goes my icebreaker.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 23:44, Reply)

I've never heard it called that before...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:39, Reply)

do- take lots of speed
don't- go on any dates
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 7:05, Reply)

Don't go.
That sort of thing is fucking awful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:48, Reply)

You're just worried you'll bump into each other
And he'll see your Ziggy Stardust t-shirt
(TheColonel, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Do wash and shave, and brush your teeth
Don't wear a teeshirt in xxxl with your world of warcraft avatar on the front, or introduce yourself as a level ten mage or any gay shit like that. control your flatus, try not to wear anything that shows sweatmarks, and try to look at eyes not boobs, whilst sneakily checking boobs for suitability.

oh and finally, decide rightaway whether you want a shag or a girlfriend, and tailor your honesty and interest in what they like accordingly.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:44, Reply)