Neither can you
Lying around on your plastic sheeting, pouring warm Skol over youself, pretending it's Robert Plant's piss.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:50, Reply)

A friend of a friend (a nice-looking young woman)
interviewed Robert Plant once. He got his cock out and said 'go on, touch the fucker'. She was appalled and didn't, and left in a hurry.

True story.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Robert Plant me
He I
his my
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:58, Reply)

This must have been before he became a nice old man

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:58, Reply)

be
a nice old man

+ all over my eyes when I asked him to 'cause I'm well filthy like that.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:01, Reply)

feck off

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:06, Reply)

It was about 3 years ago

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:01, Reply)

My friend said he was sweet and helpful :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:06, Reply)

My friend I

he was sweet and helpful :( come in my eyes you dirty fucker.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:08, Reply)

he might be a perve
but the Robert Plant and the Strange Sensation gig I went to was the best, and probably will remain the best, gig I've ever been to. The man is amazing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:12, Reply)

He's great, no question.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

about 3 years ago

+ after I'd shoved my throbbing member down your throat and you kept on taking it out and smacking it against your cheeks and yelling "Come in my eyes you cunt"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I've just decided
Al is going to ghost-write my autobiography.
I trust him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Yeah you do
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:13, Reply)