It's so sunny!
I'm really tired but I'm going to shut up and be chipper because the weather is so ace.

Woss gahn on?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:29, 117 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wagwan roots?
It's sunny here too. I'm going to go outside and wash that sunshine all over my face.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:38, Reply)

Innit!
I've got eyes like piss-oles though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Why so?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:44, Reply)

Someone's pissed in her eyes?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:46, Reply)

I'm not sure if that's gross or erotic.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Well, let me tell you it was erotic all the way.
*zips up*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:51, Reply)

I go away for five minutes
and look what happens!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:53, Reply)

To be honest I get that feeling about most porn so
*shrugs*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Your spirit remains

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:02, Reply)

No one has ever pissed in my eyes right

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Pissed, no

Jizzed, yes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Oh come on now!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Thats exactly what you say when you want the jizz in your eyes.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:27, Reply)

It's althegeordie!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Yaaaaaay!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Ziggy Played Guitar!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Not in my fucking house he didn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:39, Reply)

He waits until you leave for the day then he sneaks in
and calls Major Tom on your telephone.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Aha!
That explains the mystery calls on my phone bill.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Welcome back Al

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:34, Reply)

How are the individual chicken tikka sticks and lamb samosas?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:36, Reply)

We've also got
mini toad-in-the-holes now
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Those mini toads get bloody everywhere.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Brenda's riddled with em

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I love mini versions of big food
I was at a wake a while back and they had mini sausages sliced in half with mashed potato inside. It was fantastic.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:39, Reply)

You eat more of them though
It's psychological or something
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I eat more anyway
I went on holiday for a week and I've put on 4 pounds. I'm a tubby cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:43, Reply)

STOP IT.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:25, Reply)

A friend held a party for twenty people
entirely catered for with mini versions of regular food. Pizzas, hot dogs, tiny potato wedges, biscuits, cakes, portions of ice-cream. You name a party food, she did a mini version of it. It was fucking ace.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Thank you for comparing the wake of a good friend of mine
with a party where everyone had fun. I hope you feel really proud of yourself.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I'm literally coming with pride.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I went to a party at the Virgin Records HQ once
where they had mini versions of everything. Burgers, bagels...loads of shit.

I pissed on Noel Gallagher's (suede) shoe and my mate fell in a pond.

That was a good night.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Its a lovely day in sunny Slough
But I have a lot of work to do Today, so must keep B3ta to a minimum.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Splitter!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Thanks for your support

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Skive with me,
you prick
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Wish I could
but I've got a big control panel to design and they need the drawings yesterday.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Draw Iggle Piggle
and Upsy Daisy.
Tell them to put it on the fridge with a magnet.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I'll give it try
I could do with a career break.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:11, Reply)

My daughter fucking LOVES that show.
I think perhaps some of my years of heavy LSD use may have filtered through to her via my DNA...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:27, Reply)

It is beautiful

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I bought Eleni
a foot-high animatronic Iggle Piggle. It cost a fucking fortune, but it's really rather smart. I also bought her a Makka Pakka that makes spazzy noises.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Go on!
Can I have one too?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)

OK sure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I'm off
to pick up my bankcard in half hour, then try on some shoes (of which I have no intention of buying, they're £140 in the shop I'm going to but I've found them for £80 online so going to see what size I need) before picking up a couple bottles of Prosecco. Got a counselling session at half ten as well. After all that I'm going to bed because my bodyclock is still utterly banjoed from the weekend.

Will then wake up at about eight this evening and party like it's 1999. Maybe.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:49, Reply)

They those ones with the white soles?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Nah
New ones this time. Ace looking pair of moccasins. Made a fortune over the weekend and feel half decent today so I'm treating meself.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Go on Jesus
Get your fisherman on!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Are you a Navajo crack dealer?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:07, Reply)

^ best question asked on the internet EVER.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I'm waiting for an NHS breakfast,
described in the bedside folder as "continental style: tea, toast and cereal". Those continentals, eh?
Haven't eaten since lunchtime yesterday, was sick as a dog after my pethidine injection, and boked up my tramadol. Will never complain about needing to pee again.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Get well soon you.
Do you know when you'll be back on your feet? Also, what no croissants?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Ta.
Not sure what their plans are but as long as the pain relief keeps coming, I'm happy to be here. Also, every time they do my obs they check the baby's heartbeat and it's so cool hearing the pumpy fast underwater sounds.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Ooh mind that forrin breakfast doesn't assault your delicate system...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:55, Reply)

continentals don't eat cereal
it's an evil american invention and it baffles continentals
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:25, Reply)

It's fucking shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I like rice crispies

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:35, Reply)

rice crispies are fucking awful
especially after going soggy

almost as bad as sugar puffs

bleurgh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Sugar puffs smell of wee

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:37, Reply)

You just can't stop thinking about wee can you?
*winks*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Neither can you
Lying around on your plastic sheeting, pouring warm Skol over youself, pretending it's Robert Plant's piss.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:50, Reply)

A friend of a friend (a nice-looking young woman)
interviewed Robert Plant once. He got his cock out and said 'go on, touch the fucker'. She was appalled and didn't, and left in a hurry.

True story.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Robert Plant me
He I
his my
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:58, Reply)

This must have been before he became a nice old man

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:58, Reply)

be
a nice old man

+ all over my eyes when I asked him to 'cause I'm well filthy like that.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:01, Reply)

feck off

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:06, Reply)

It was about 3 years ago

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:01, Reply)

My friend said he was sweet and helpful :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:06, Reply)

My friend I

he was sweet and helpful :( come in my eyes you dirty fucker.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:08, Reply)

he might be a perve
but the Robert Plant and the Strange Sensation gig I went to was the best, and probably will remain the best, gig I've ever been to. The man is amazing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:12, Reply)

He's great, no question.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

about 3 years ago

+ after I'd shoved my throbbing member down your throat and you kept on taking it out and smacking it against your cheeks and yelling "Come in my eyes you cunt"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I've just decided
Al is going to ghost-write my autobiography.
I trust him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Yeah you do
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:13, Reply)

There wasn't any rice krispies, more's the pity.
There was non-Kelloggs generic cornflakes or bran flakes, a wee plastic carton of concentrated orange juice, and cold toast.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Oh sad faces
I hope I never get ill enough to require hospital treatment. I hope it's either rude health or death. There's no way I'm eating bran flakes.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:57, Reply)

it is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Kellog was a mental case
By buying his products you are effectively encouraging mental people's weird obsessions. IS THAT SOMETHING YOU'RE HAPPY DOING.

WELL IS IT?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:38, Reply)

We talk to you don't we?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Only to tell me to shut up.
That doesn't count.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:42, Reply)

shut up

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:43, Reply)

That didn't count

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:44, Reply)

PRECISELY.
By the way our booking has been confirmed for the 25th. 7pm, I told them 8 people.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Oh sweet.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:47, Reply)

fine!
see if I care

*flounces*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Come up and join us you rapacious bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:56, Reply)

He's too busy breaking hobs and abusing children

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:58, Reply)

nicely put
don't have the cash at the moment I'm afraid. can't do midweek either, and have a load of gigs at weekends at the end of february.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:03, Reply)

...and my dog ate my homework, sir.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:05, Reply)

there is that too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:12, Reply)

have you seen the film Road To Wellville?
about Kellogg being a nutter and having some weird health farm.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:43, Reply)

No
I don't believe you have either, you just read the synopsis on IMDB
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:43, Reply)

then how would I know about the electric nipple clamps and the "therapist" who cures women of things with internal massage

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

You just made it up

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I made up the whole film
all the stuff on imdb is stuff that I put on there a few minutes ago to corroborate my lies.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:50, Reply)

*buys*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I've not no.
Life's too short to watch films about cornflake manufacturers, if you ask me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:44, Reply)

it's a fictional thing you fucking spastic

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:45, Reply)

So's your face

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:47, Reply)

It's sunny and snowing here
weird
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:00, Reply)

But where's the snow coming from?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Patchy cloud
Although because it's quite windy I was walking in the sunshine, with snow falling all around!

Best of all the weathers!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:06, Reply)

That's quite something

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I'm not sure if this contains Psychochomp levels of sarcasm...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:08, Reply)

I mean it
You tool
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:12, Reply)

What kind of tool?
Can I be a sledgehammer?

I think you would be a spanner
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Fuck off, Gabriel

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Yeah fuck off back to the Eden project you world-music promoting helmet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:37, Reply)

It's cold and sunny here.
Not quite as weird.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Just happened for me too
whereabouts you at?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Not much,
I didn't go to bed until 2am for absolutly no reason except not looking at the clock and then going "fuck it's 2am"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:25, Reply)

fucking freezing here
another day of hard work. joy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Is everyone knuckling-down and working hard
so they're safe if the axe starts swinging, or are people apathetic?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:30, Reply)

most people worked harder than me anyway
it's not a question of being safe when the axe starts swinging, it's more about preventing it from swinging at all.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:35, Reply)

People are complaining.
That's why I've been working. And I'm off to do more.

CURSES!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Nearing the end of the financial year,
it's make or break.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:36, Reply)