My wifes Uncle and his partner are cunts
He is a woman beating cunt. We had to invite them because of the so called wedding rules. They didn't RSVP so we didn't put them on the list and they didn't get a seat at the seating plan. They turned up and were told to fuck right off. They kicked off and were yelling at the hotel manager guy when my wife stormed up and shouted "If you can't be fucking bothered to RSVP then don't fucking bother to show up either" then two of my mates who were behind said "I'm really sorry Keza we didn't RSVP either and she looked at them and said "Thats OK andrew, you're not a wife beating tosser" They haven't spoken since. GOOD! My brother in law had a fight with my father in law in the car park though hahahaha
( Peej, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:14, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Oh man i love your wife's family

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Its weird, some are really lovely well mannered people
but a few are just total cunts. I think I shall make a naughty/nice family tree of her family for her profile with lines linking up assaults and fist fights.
( Peej, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:22, Reply)

That would be skill...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:32, Reply)

My sister got married to a Scottish person last year
and invited his second cousin David who is an actor. The fucker couldn't come because of work commitments as he was busy filming Doctor Who.
( Peej, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Dr Who is not as funny as watching a carpark brawl

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Dr. Who in a wedding carpark brawl however...

(big perm is no good with them there 'puters, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Well if the scottish git had turned up we could have had Dr Who in a car park brawl!

( Peej, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 14:55, Reply)