You're famous
*paps*

Eeer darlin' this way, darlin'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm more famous though

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Tell me how and I just might pap you

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Was Monty interviewed in the local paper?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Ooooh fancy
What were you interviewed for?

*gets out camera*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Madam of Liverpool's Trendiest Brothel Interviewed

( djtrialprice, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Well lah de dah
That wins

*paps*

Eeer darlin' who you wearin'? Turn around for the camera luv
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:30, Reply)

What's all this?
You getting your paps out? :-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Yup
I'm getting my paps out for the lads

*paps*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:36, Reply)

*eyes boggle*

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Trendiest Friendliest
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:31, Reply)

In my capacity as quizmistress
they asked me my fave nightspots, night views, night eateries, and showed a pic of me.
I made a show of myself by mentioning bhajis.
They plugged the quiz though.
I would love to be famous. Not like Jodie Marsh famous, more Lynda Bellingham famous.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Ooooh cool!
Well I don't think Jodie Marsh wants to be Jodie Marsh famous... but she will keep getting her tits out.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:32, Reply)

qu j
( djtrialprice, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Stop turning my quizzes into jizzes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Well stop jizzing on his quizzes and maybe he'll think about it

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:36, Reply)

you are a wrong'un and no mistake...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Darn tootin'

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I was
on the front cover of the Salisbury Evening Echo photographed mid-stage dive at a Napalm Death gig in about 1988.


So ner. I am MUCH more famouserer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Not really
No-one bought a paper as people from Wiltshire can't read.
( djtrialprice, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Too true
I know this as I used to work there!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Well I was pictured freezing my ass off on a hill in Wales
in a rather stylish red all-in-one, for my local newspaper when I was 9 but you don’t hear me banging on about it… oh wait.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Red all in one!
Fashiowned!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I believe that is what they call
Welsh-Chic
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Dude
I've been in the entertainment section of one local paper, page three of the other (clothed), I've been in the Catholic Pictorial, on North West Tonight, on Granada talk TV, AND I won a phone-in competition on the Bigger Breakfast.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Wow you are famous
*paps away*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I've played records to 5000 people on one occasion
and to 3000 on another, I've DJed in three different countries and once played guitar for 1000 Norwegians. I had a year-long residency in 'top London nightclub Turnmills' AND I once performed the 'b-boy' dance on stage at a sold out Brixton Academy.


But you don't hear ME ... errr....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I once presented a scientific paper I wrote to
about 300 senior academics in New York

Go on, touch the f*****!
( djtrialprice, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:46, Reply)

It's 'go on, touch the fucker'
EDIT that's actually most impressive, what was it on?

EDIT 2 that's better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I'd already changed it
as I went back to double-check. But I'm not swearing because I'm a nice boy.
( djtrialprice, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:48, Reply)

nice boy shirter
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:49, Reply)

What does that word mean?
If only there was some example sentence available.
( djtrialprice, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:52, Reply)

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
jizz
( djtrialprice, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Shirter?
If only we had some way of looking that word up to see its true meaning!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I have been Vernon Bear, but not at the footy.
Also, in winter 06 I was in the City Life section of the MEN with the lads from a breaks night I used to promote, pics and everything. I was interviewed by a local rag regarding my employers charity toy collection.

So aye, yers can all fuck off.

Edit - Roots, no one likes a try-hard love. Wind it back in, mmmkay? Good girl ;0)
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Wow
You're nearly as famous as me
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I was in Bliss (for teenage girls)
Summer '96

I think I win.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:41, Reply)

*bows down to the greatness*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Alright alright
This is not a 'Who the fuck are you' compo, I just wanted to use my blinkin' camera, you whores.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Alright David Bailey
Simmer down :P
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:39, Reply)

*turns down the gas*
*simmers*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:41, Reply)

So
are you going to give us a flash too?

With your camera, of course.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Man, you're a charmer!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:40, Reply)

It was all that talk
of her paps above that got me started!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Meh
shameless whorin’
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:44, Reply)