Substitute the wine for whisky
and you've got yourself a date!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I knew your marriage would never last, you're far too good for him.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Who is he out with tonight?
Is it his mum?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I asked him that
I think it made him cross
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:21, Reply)

He's just worried in case I turn up and knob his mother against a van again.
He got really bored last time as she kept wanting another go. Eventually I had to just tell her to go away
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Hahaha
You were supposed to help us move, not knob DiTs mum! Good grief!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Hahaha
Nope its our friend Zoe... have you met her, I'm not sure!?! Anyway they're friends from uni and they've been trying to go out on a date for years to have a proper catch up etc but they haven't been able to arrange anything until now - bless. She's leaving her hubby at home too. I may go on xbox live and challenge him to a game of Left For Dead 2!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I'd challenge him to a game of INFIDELITY!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Oooh
Who gets to roll first?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Both of you!
Because you'll be having a right fandango and no mistake
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I see
Hmmm... I'm not so sold on this idea. I think I might just get some Chinese food and watch a shit film or two... and doodle your doodle of course! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:28, Reply)

That's an excellent euphemism

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:29, Reply)

What doodle your doodle!?
Right, enough of this bollocks, I'm oft to stuff my face! Huzah!

See you lovely people sometime soon and speak to you sooner!

*flim-flam away*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Adios!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:31, Reply)

She's always doodling Doolz's doodle

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Yeah you would
you're all filthy and wrong like that, but our wonderful Flim-Flam would never be stoop so low as to cuckold a lovely bloke like DiT.

Unless Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel were both drunk and horny.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Hahahahaha
That's very true.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Wonderful use of the word 'cuckold' there
I'll never have to worry about such moral dilemmas.
I will either not marry or I will marry a pure twattard.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Aww twattards - nice
Right - oft!

See ya later mrs! x
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Missing you already ya fizzball x

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:32, Reply)