i'm staring accusingly at a blank piece of paper
i have been for some time. given it's repeated refusal to yield any inspiration to assist me, i'm seriously considering clubbing myself to death with my swivel chair and putting me out of your misery.
what do you to to combat designer's block? gimme some good inspiring interesting designery type sites to waste time on while i wait to die of mediocrity.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:04, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I smoke drugs
lots of drugs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:07, Reply)

^^
I recommend this
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:21, Reply)

There was someone on Jermy Kyle who has been taking 12-15 grams of Ketimin every week for the last 3 years.
She was proper-fucked, which is quite a shame, because she seemed just swell.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:25, Reply)

dear god
taking ketamine just seems stupid to me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:27, Reply)

It's a disassociative
Which means when you take it you forget who, what, where and when you are. I've only tried it once and it never really tickled my balls.

Mary Jane on the other hand is lovely, a bit of a panacea and probably much more beneficial to humans than we give it credit for.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 19:16, Reply)

I feel your pain
I've been looking at a blank page for almost all the day trying to come up with new exciting ways of saying the same old stuff.

I've not succeeded, instead I've played a lot of The Sims 2 and looked out the window. I have a deadline.

Bugger.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I finally had a 'eureka!' moment
for my textiles project today. I think this was the result of no sleep and too much work and driving. Try this. Don't crash
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I tend to doodle madly until
something I've scribbled gives me an idea.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Could you doodle Vladimir?
I'd like to see him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I could indeed
I might have a play tonight, DiT's out on a date WITH A LADY so I could dick about on the graphics tab for a bit! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Yeah, you show him.
the bah-sturd!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:17, Reply)

I will
I ruddy will! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:18, Reply)

What!
You don't want to let him get away with that. You should invite me over, we could share a bottle of wine, maybe get a little crazy, teach him not to leave you alone like that.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Substitute the wine for whisky
and you've got yourself a date!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:18, Reply)

I knew your marriage would never last, you're far too good for him.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Who is he out with tonight?
Is it his mum?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I asked him that
I think it made him cross
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:21, Reply)

He's just worried in case I turn up and knob his mother against a van again.
He got really bored last time as she kept wanting another go. Eventually I had to just tell her to go away
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Hahaha
You were supposed to help us move, not knob DiTs mum! Good grief!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Hahaha
Nope its our friend Zoe... have you met her, I'm not sure!?! Anyway they're friends from uni and they've been trying to go out on a date for years to have a proper catch up etc but they haven't been able to arrange anything until now - bless. She's leaving her hubby at home too. I may go on xbox live and challenge him to a game of Left For Dead 2!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I'd challenge him to a game of INFIDELITY!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Oooh
Who gets to roll first?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Both of you!
Because you'll be having a right fandango and no mistake
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I see
Hmmm... I'm not so sold on this idea. I think I might just get some Chinese food and watch a shit film or two... and doodle your doodle of course! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:28, Reply)

That's an excellent euphemism

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:29, Reply)

What doodle your doodle!?
Right, enough of this bollocks, I'm oft to stuff my face! Huzah!

See you lovely people sometime soon and speak to you sooner!

*flim-flam away*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Adios!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:31, Reply)

She's always doodling Doolz's doodle

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Yeah you would
you're all filthy and wrong like that, but our wonderful Flim-Flam would never be stoop so low as to cuckold a lovely bloke like DiT.

Unless Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel were both drunk and horny.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Hahahahaha
That's very true.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Wonderful use of the word 'cuckold' there
I'll never have to worry about such moral dilemmas.
I will either not marry or I will marry a pure twattard.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Aww twattards - nice
Right - oft!

See ya later mrs! x
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Missing you already ya fizzball x

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Kill your self
All the hip young designers are doing it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Go for a walk

(TheColonel, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Say a little prayer

(TheColonel, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Take a deep breath of mountain air

(TheColonel, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:18, Reply)

walk wank
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 18:16, Reply)

I look at the 'inspration' articals on...
www.smashingmagazine.com
www.smashingapps.com
www.noupe.com

Or I listen to some music or go for a walk or watch a film or watch a telly channel that I don't normally watch.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Have a zip around DeviantArt too.
I always find it's good inspiration for doodles.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:58, Reply)

take a break and listen to some music, don't think too hard on it
music tends to be my biggest influence, after hearing a certain song I was able to write the first 50 pages of my manuscript
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 18:03, Reply)

MAAAATE
Me too. I have about 1 billion great ideas, but can't get them from my head to the screen. Most likely because Illustrator and Photoshop were designed to hate me, and I am conditioned to use CAD and it's NOWT like either of them. FUCK OFF ADOBE.

I look forwrad to reading the posts above for inspiration.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 18:04, Reply)