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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hooray for me
I've just found the remains of a bottle of Sloe Gin behind the weetabix.

Enough for the whole evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
If it doesn't have a living thing on it, it doesn't count.
Preferably a mammal.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:46, Reply)
The Sloes are still in the bottle
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:49, Reply)
On the packaging, damnit!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:50, Reply)
No, nothing at the moment.
But if I get really pissed, I may stick it up my arse.

Would that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:53, Reply)
Only if you have threadworm.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:55, Reply)
Probably not
Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:56, Reply)
SAFARI FAIL

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:57, Reply)
Yay! but what a silly place to put your alcohol.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:47, Reply)
Agreed
But it does lead to suprises though.

I know I put maddie somewhere too. If only I could remember where?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:51, Reply)
I don't like surprises.
Not when it comes to alcohol or penis size.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:52, Reply)
Tell the nice doctor about what is troubling you.
On the couch with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:55, Reply)
Only if you have that New Scientist magazine handy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:57, Reply)
Oh yes
Do you want to hear about Anti-matter?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:07, Reply)
She wants this
fotozup.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/weird-creepy-ads-300-400x354.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:10, Reply)
She's due a good paddling

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:13, Reply)
*whimpers*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:13, Reply)
*ditto*
^ He said PADDLE up there too!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:16, Reply)
All I ever wanted in life is a roof over my head, a full belly and a sore bottom.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:18, Reply)
Me too.
Completely exactly.
God I wish we were still lezzas
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:22, Reply)
Ben Dover must be foaming right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:24, Reply)
I KNOW!!!! : (
Still it's nice to have a kindred spirit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:29, Reply)
It'll hurt me more than you.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:17, Reply)
Not if your doing it right.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:19, Reply)

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